Being Funnier 5 Minutes at a Time.
How did you do with yesterday’s practice snack?
As promised, here are some of my lines. ****SPOILER ALERT***** if you haven’t already tried yesterday’s practice, don’t scroll, give it a try first.
- I am grateful for the love in my life. I just wish it didn’t cost so much.
- I am grateful for the love in my life. Can you call blank looks from a cat love?
- I am grateful for the love in my life. I honestly don’t know where I’d be without Taco Tuesday.
- I am grateful for the love in my life. Unfortunately I’m just another $3 cup of coffee to Starbucks
- I am grateful for the love in my life. Seriously who doesn’t love cheese.
- I am grateful for the love in my life. So what if I have to log onto Facebook to get it?
- I am grateful for the love in my life. Just when I think I don’t matter anymore, the cell phone bill shows up.
- I am grateful for the love in my life. It barely fits into a shot glass but it’s all mine.
- I am grateful for the love in my life. Thanks Match.com
- I am grateful for the love in my life. I receive almost weekly “miss you” letters from Geico.
Today’s practice snack is similar. I went to Google and typed in “quote of the day.” The result? Today’s practice snack is, “The truth will set you free.”
Your assignment is to come up with 10 follow-up thoughts that could generate a laugh. Remember though, just go for quantity and don’t censor or edit yourself by dismissing an idea. If you get stuck, start writing out questions about that statement. Some questions that come to my mind are:
- How will you be set free?
- Will there be strings attached?
- Who won’t set you free?
Have fun and go for 10. I’ll share some of mine tomorrow.
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