Being Funnier 5 Minutes at a Time.
How did you do with yesterday’s practice snack?
As promised, here are some of my lines. ****SPOILER ALERT***** if you haven’t already tried yesterday’s practice, don’t scroll, give it a try first.
It’s like E.F. Hutton except when I talk, people:
- Roll their eyes.
- Look at each other is disbelief.
- Giggle uncontrollably.
- Weep for the future.
Today is National Beverage Day as reported by NationalDayCalendar.com
National Beverage Day is observed annually on May 6. This is a day to sit back, relax and enjoy your favorite beverage.
It may be hot, cold, blended, shaken, alcoholic, non-alcoholic, sweet, sour, smooth, dry, freshly squeezed, frozen or any other type. The possibilities are endless! Everyone gets to celebrate their favorite beverage today! If your beverage contains alcohol, remember to drink sensibly.
So for today’s practice snack, pick one of the options below, have fun and go for 10!
- Pickup lines to use on National Beverage Day
- Worst places to spend National Beverage Day
- I like my beverage like I like my (men, women), _____________.
Regardless of which topic you choose, the best way to start is by making a word association list about beverages and another about Pickup Lines, Bad Places, or Men/Women. Once you have two long lists, the practice snack nearly completes itself.